A Model Doctor

So, I was looking at pictures to supplement my previous post of being a model of a medical romance cover, and, I expected it to look something like this:

Dr. Fabio Lovesyringe - now, if you could just remove the sword and arrows, and put a stethoscope around his neck


Instead, the only medical romance novels they have look something like this:

What?! Yeah, that's sexy allright, Dr. Lancelot Sideburns.

Seriously, is that the best they could do? I mean, really, if I were a girl, would I want to buy that novel for this guy? I don't think so.

I guess I'll just have to settle for unconventional sexy, then:

Dr. Fabio Lovesyringe is in the House.