Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Choose The Flowers. Definitely Choose The Flowers.
So I caught fifteen minutes of this Boys Over Flowers thing that has been reported in the comments section two entries ago.
And I have come to this conclusion -
Recipe To Making Success Korean Drama
1. Make no worry about produtions value. People no worry about productions varlue if all actors beautiful pretty handsome.
2. Take impossibrly cute actress. Only one. Or two. Make few boy fight over her. Make not so pretty girl bad. Villain. Make biewer hate ugly person.
3. Few boy must be unnaturaly handsrome as well. No pimples. In Korean, no boys have pimples when puberty. We killll all those pimples boy.
4. Pretty girl must make wear short short school skirt. In case, some old Japanese biewer watching. Appeal big big market.
5. Take impossibrly cute actress. Make her remember sad sad time with unaturaly handsrome old boyfriend. Cry a lot. On shoulder of unaturaly handsrome old boyfriends new girlfriend. Who seem to be understanding. But actually thinking of way to kill impossibrly cute actress. Take shot of new girlfriend evil sideway look eyes.
6. Make new no-pimple boy with dye hair come into picture. Make him almost bad boy by pinning earring on left ear.
IMPORTANT NOTES: Make sure earring left ear. No right ear. Unless you want make new no-pimple boy love unnaturraly handsrome boy. Appeal big big market.
7. Put in some badevil ex-girlfriend (not so pretty cute). Make her turn up at unnaturaly handsrome boy birthday and make him lose face.
8. Mix in pop Korean song. Not so popular in Korea. But outside people no know that. They buy soundtrack lots lots. Especially old Japanese biewer.
9. New no-pimple boy is a bit bad boy. But good heart. And smile that can melt frozen Eskimo Polar Bear's Ice Cream. Finally save impossibrly cute actress from badevil ex-girlfriend or unnaturaly handsrome new boyfriend's new girlfriend with evil sideways look and fall in love. Live happrily ever after. Or until high school ends.
10. If very success. Make sequel. Follow same recipe as above. But use new beautiful pretty handsrome persons. But use same ugly persons. They no so expensive to salary.
With apologies to my friends who have stayed up past their bed times watching the boy with the Most Kissable Lips. Hahahaha!